25 April 2013
How many performances do you figure you’ve done?
Bob: I’ve been doing stand up for 16 years. I normally do between 90 to 100 shows a year. So 16 times 90 is…. Well, we dont need to bring math into this. I’ve done a lot of shows.
20 March 2013
I knew about death growing up. My uncle was a mortician. He was really into it. His pajama’s were footy PJ’s with toe tags. I was afraid to play out back in his sandbox. I was afraid it was really a crematorium. I didn’t want to build a sandcastle and find a watch!
27 February 2013
Have you had the flu yet? Believe me, you’d know. For starters, you wouldn’t be strong enough to have typed in my website on your computer.
30 January 2013
I hit a guy with my truck! Technically he hit my truck with his feet. Now that I have your attention I’ll explain.
Houston is home of the tiny streets. They pride themselves in having the smallest streets in the world. “Come to our city if you own a small bike and have been dieting for atleast 12 years” is their motto I just made up.
08 January 2013
My wife and I come from two different backgrounds. She grew up rich. Her house was huge. Her bedroom was 6 doors down from her parents and 3 doors down from the Chic-fil-A.
I grew up poor. I had to wear hand-me-downs from my younger brother and I did not look good in capris. Ok, I did but I’m not ready to talk about that. The point is my wife and I grew up completely different.